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So I Guess We Can Forget About That Fugees Reunion

Just because you make music with someone doesn’t mean they think you are qualified to be president.

That’s what former Fugee Pras revealed in a statement yesterday regarding other Fugee Wyclef’s run for the presidential seat in Haiti.

“I endorse Michel Martell[y] as the next president of Haiti,” the statement reads, “because he is the most competent candidate for the job.”

Settle down Pras. Wyclef has been preparing for this his whole life. He’s the “Perfect Gentleman” for the job and will be “Gone ’til November” campaigning on the platform that “Two Wrongs Don’t Make it Right.

Let’s just hope “If I Was President” isn’t in anyway foreshadowing Wyclef’s future: “If I was president, I’d get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday, and buried on Sunday.”

Word on the street is Sean Penn is anti-Wyclef too. Could Sean Penn become the next Fugee? Where is Lauyrn Hill when you need her?

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What Would Mandy Moore Do?

I don’t know Mandy Moore, but aside from breaking Vincent Chase’s heart she comes off as the nicest person on the planet. Actually I did meet her once when I was working at the J.Crew in Copley Square, and she was very nice, so there, I do have a reference.

Anyway, sometimes I question my ability to be kind to people. Like, if I see someone in distress and don’t do anything, it’s usually because I want to avoid coming off like a complete crazy person (I try to hide the crazy from strangers). But a certain event happened to me yesterday, and I need some input on how I should have reacted. Let me set the scene:

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And Now There’s This

Seriously, Basil Marceaux will be our next president.

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